Monday 25 July 2011

1:50 planting plan detail area 1

Here's the second revision of my planting plan for detail area 1:
















It's a really simple scheme- not going to worry Piet Oudolf or anything but I think it's consistent with the overall concept of the design. Carpinus betulus and Pseudosasa japonica provide varying degrees of enclosure whilst tiered planting of perennials (and grasses in particular) provide movement. To the right hand side, partially cropped, raised planters accommodate existing London plane (beyond the boundary of this area). Under-storey planting comprises a carpet of Vinca minor 'La Grave' interspersed with Geranium sylvaticum 'Album', Luzula sylvatica 'Marginata' and Polypodium vulgare 'Cornubiense'.

One recent, spontaneous addition was the inclusion of wisteria at the four corners of the corten folie.

Roll-on resubmission...still completely heartbroken not to have at least had the option of going to graduation. Everyone look so happy! I'm really pleased for everyone who came through the mangle.

Hopefully in a few weeks I'll be holding a graduation ceremony of my own!

Sunday 24 July 2011

amy winehouse

A tragic (if predictable) waste of a very talented young lady.


This song always makes me smile, even if it's not her at the top of her game. My sister always wanted to hear her sing "Bad Guys" from Bugsy Malone- for some reason, thought it might happen one day. Guess it won't now.

Rest in Peace x

Saturday 23 July 2011

estelle the novelist


















A short story I wrote as Youssef Ifscapulet, first posted on myspace, 11th April 2008. 
Edited: 30th July 2023



Estelle- a short story

It was sunset and Estelle was perched upon a chez longue a lackey had dragged out to the veranda. In her silk dressing gown and smoking a pungent cigarillo in ebony holder, Estelle's apparent  air of louche disinterest was in fact as meticulously constructed as her entire oeuvre. "It takes a lot of effort for things to appear effortless," is a quote oft attributed to her, but in fact she stole it from her mother.

Forgivable, maybe, for thoughts to to return to that long-dead woman on this day, it being Estelle's birthday, but they did not. Instead her attention rested on the black column descending upon her estate: her own children, each to present their annual tribute, as had become customary.

Son number one... a nameless no-one. Conceived in a youthful passion—all innocence and unguardedness—he was not remembered fondly. In his big, dead grey eyes Estelle perceived the same naivety that had led to his creation. He was a magic mirror, staring back at her with her own silly young visage, a continual source of embarrassment. She had loved him once, but as she hardened with age that love turned to hate him and he never adjusted well. Simple, unsophisticated and ignored by all but Estelle's most fervent followers, son-number-one was the family joke.

Son number two—Maurice—was confident and assured and used to the kind of life son number one would never know. He offered his mother his hand by way of greeting. First, that hand was slapped. Then his face. He cried like a baby to his entourage: they made a show of their anger, shouting and cursing and shaking fists in the air... but ultimately allowed Estelle's handlers to push them aside while Maurice continued to sob.

Estelle was sick of the sight of hm. When he was a baby, everyone had told her how perfect he was. Swollen with pride, her belly swollen with child, and out popped a third, Vincent. Though still held in high regard, he was never regarded with quite the same reverence as Maurice, though Estelle had loved him just as much.

"Look what happens to them..." she said, throwing the single rose her son proffered back at him. He allowed a slow smirk to spread as he regarded the red blood on Estelle's hand, drawn by its thorns. He'd turned out to be a clever bastard.

As a young woman with two sons attracting high praise, it was only natural that Estelle should want to try for a girl. She felt ready, but contemporaries discouraged her: "For why? when you have such fine sons!" Heedlessly she proceeded.

The pregnancy was... tricky. Cramps and nausea and anxious moments, but some carried for sufficient duration... the birth was unpleasant. First, the midwife was called. Then the physician. Then the surgeon: they had to cut the baby out. Lightweight and gasping for air, she nearly didn't make it. Behind mother's back, as the infant stumbled through her early years, there were many whispers that it may have been better if she hadn't.

Happily hopping forward, wretched little Macey laid a few lilies, a chicken kebab and some copper coins at her feet.

"Happy birthday, mother."

Estelle spat in her face. The invalid smiled: it was more than she could have hoped for.

Then came Bruno. Heavy set and good-natured, he was born a number of years after the daughter. 

After that trauma of her daughter, it was a long time before Estelle went back to the bedroom with anything but sleep on her mind, and people whispered her fire might have gone out. But time passed and, eventually she met a kind man ( sensible, money-minded) and he managed to coax that desire back out of her. Bruno was the result of that prosiac union: not in any way the equal of his elder brothers, he was still held up as a perfectly decent figure of manhood. 

With alarming regularity he was joined by a homogeneous sequence of younger brothers. One by one they marched up to kiss their mother and offer her their precious tokens. Each one produced a bag of gold coins, though of steadily decreasing size. She could not remember their names.

The presentation complete, she turned to address her eldest sons once more.

""What do you bring me, eldest son"

"Some weeds."

"And you, second born?"

Maurice was still smarting from the slap and did not meet her eye as he handed over the deeds to the villa in Andalusia, the chalet in the alps, the cottage by Loch Lomond and the flat in Knightsbridge.

"My third-born. What do you have for me?"

Vincent protested that he'd paid all the servants and the legal bills and the gambling debts in Monte Carlo. Estelle sneered. With an angry wave of her right hand, the servants swiftly descended upon her brood, and they were led off the grounds. 

As she watched them trudge towards the gates and the setting sun beyond, Estelle felt a sudden pang of guilt: did she not owe her offspring her love? She was swift to forgive herself: she had given them everything, life itself! No matter what they gave to her, she would never regain the youth they had taken.

Estelle sighed before pulling herself together. She knocked back a tumbler of pastis and rang the bell for service.

"Bring me my baby!"

Estelle's maid  curtsied and scurried from the veranda like a little grey mouse. She sighed again. The moors were beautiful at sunset, especially with pastis and fine cigars and piles of gold coins. After her last husband died—that sensible, money-minded man—there were no Brunos left in her. She fled into the comforting embrace of obscurity. Estelle withdrew from society. Her old friends and colleagues conversed with her only through her children, and they never had anything new to say.

Estelle had always longed for a daughter. Doctors and midwives and physicians warned her she was too old, that she didn't have it in her.

"Besides!" they would explain, "you have a daughter- Macey! Okay, she's... different... but she's yours! And remember her birth- would you really want to go through all that again?"

Estelle had been firm:

"I know what I did wrong last time."

A little grey mouse pushed a silver cross into the red glare before scuttling back into the shadows, all frantic and anxious. Estelle embraced her newborn, wrapped in Egyptian cotton, regarding her face:

"You won't get old. You're as well as can be. You're brothers and sister came out fully formed. Why should you be any different?"

Estelle's heart melted when her child's wooden lips mouthed "mama!" and- brushing the wire wool back from the little one's scalp- she drew the child to her breast.

"Mama!" It yelped, excitedly, before suckling at Estelle's wrinkled teat. Estelle watched her child proudly. So much had gone into her creation. Every single detail was perfect. Her critics might remark at how contrived she was, fashioned from teak not flesh. They might sneer that only a mother could love her. But as Estelle stared into the fine-set emeralds surrounding her baby's pupils, Estelle felt that love, truly, and for the first time. The gloaming light was fading, the stars were out, the other children were long gone and no-one stirred.

"I'm not going to share you with anyone else."

area 1 rendered


















Time to shut up. And move on, right?

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“Not a gardener!”
…protested the l.architect:
“I’m a designer!”

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Friday 22 July 2011

lucian freud 8 December 1922 – 20 July 2011























Naked Man on Bed, Lucian Freud, 1989

Yes, the body is a hideous thing,
the feet and genitals especially,
the human face not far behind. Blue veins
make snakes on the backs of hands, and mar
the marbled glassy massiveness of thighs.
Such clotted weight’s worth seeing after centuries
(Pygmalion to Canova) of the nude
as spirit’s outer form, a white flame: Psyche.

How wonderfully St. Gaudens’ slim Diana
stands balanced on one foot, in air, moon-cool,
forever! But no, flesh drags us down,
its mottled earth the painter’s avid ground,
earth innocently ugly, sound asleep,


poor nakedness, sunk angel, sack of phlegm.


-John Updike



Lucian Freud 8th December 1922 - 20th July 2011

Thursday 21 July 2011

the sky is mine




















Lorie Garden in Chicago's Millennium Park

designed by Piet Oudolf and Kathryn Gustafson


I recently read a fantastic interview with Kathryn Gustafson by Michael Watts. The first two paragraphs, I feel, provide a fantastic explanation of what it is landscape architects do- as well as expanding the concept of landscape beyond the garden or the countryside. At times I struggle with public ignorance of my chosen profession: I have worked as a gardener and landscaper for nearly six years; I'm not spending four years at University to carry on doing the same thing!

It seems a curiously British ignorance...

The subject of landscape teems with chroniclers of every kind. There are psycho-geographers, deep topographers, poets and explorers of urban edgelands like Paul Farley and Iain Sinclair, land artists such as Andy Goldsworthy, as well as the scholarly figures of Richard Mabey and Simon Schama. But the constant figure in the landscape is the landscape architect, entrusted with the design of our outdoor and public spaces, and in consequence an important civilising influence down the centuries, from André Le Nôtre and his gardens at Versailles in the 1660s to Frederick Law Olmsted and the Central Park he created in New York 200 years later.'

'To the layman, the job of a landscape architect may be just to fill in the green bits around a new building (television gardeners have much to answer for). But in the contemporary language of this discipline, the design and care of an environment is expected to manifest nothing less than a society’s identity, culture and technology. To meet a practitioner as focused as Kathryn Gustafson is illuminating. It’s not often that you encounter someone who proclaims, “the sky is mine,” or who says, unblushingly, “it’s almost like I pull out from the earth what is its essential thing.”'

-Michael Watts interviweing Kathryn Gustafson


The Sky is Mine? Wow. Read what else Gustafson has to say at the link below:

Monday 4 July 2011

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